Top what do you call jokes

What do you call an angry pig? What do you call a man with five pieces of wood on his head? I don't know, but Edward Woodwould would! What do you call a man with two pieces of wood on his head? Edward Woodwood!

What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? What do you call a magic Labrador? A Labracadabdoor! What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop! What do you call two people who rob clothes shops? A pair of knickers! What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?

A cloud! Subordinate Clauses! A stand up comedian! What do you call the best maze ever? What do you call a pile of cats? A miaowntain! What do you call a very excited pillow? A whoopee cushion! A slush puppy!

Nacho cheese! What do you call a ghost comedian? Dead funny! What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear! What do you call the person who pulls the best prank on April Fools' Day? April cool! What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st? An April tool! What do you call a dog falling from a great height? A chihuahu—aaaargh!

What do you call a pig who steals stuff? A flying sorcerer. Or, what do you call a bee that's having a bad hair day? A frisbee. OK, you get the idea. To help you tell even more amazing "what do you call" jokes, we've rounded up the best of the best. To discover more amazing secrets about living your best life, click here to follow us on Instagram! What do you call a penguin with no loyalty? What do you call sheep that listened? What do you call worn-out shoes that have no purpose in life?

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A chipmonk.